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mister oreo


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ok so we bought this coconut today in walbalms and when we get home we try and crack the thing with a hammer my mom tries and she fails my brother tries and he fails so i give it a go and im wailing at the coconut with all my stregth and its not even scratching it. So then i say "ill just use the other side if the hammer" so i hit the thing with all my might and the next thing i know two metal pieces are flying through the air and im looking at a broken hammer with two very short nail taker-outers(idk what they are really called) so then i start yelling at it and swearing vengence and all then my mom says stop and wait for dad to come so then i had to tell someone so i came here................................wow this is really long i feel bad for the ppl who have to read this.

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mister oreo wrote:
ok so we bought this coconut today in walbalms and when we get home we try and crack the thing with a hammer my mom tries and she fails my brother tries and he fails so i give it a go and im wailing at the coconut with all my stregth and its not even scratching it. So then i say "ill just use the other side if the hammer" so i hit the thing with all my might and the next thing i know two metal pieces are flying through the air and im looking at a broken hammer with two very short nail taker-outers(idk what they are really called) so then i start yelling at it and swearing vengence and all then my mom says stop and wait for dad to come so then i had to tell someone so i came here................................wow this is really long i feel bad for the ppl who have to read this.


Um............what possed you to write this and why is it so LONG!!!??? I CAN'T STAND LONG POSTS UNLESS IT'S ME MAKING THEM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, now that I'm done, I would like to ask why you bought a coconut in the first place?

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mister oreo


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becasue hunter has been watching survivor w/ us and never had a coconut and they looked cool so he wanted one................VENGENCE WILL BE MINE BY THUNDER...................k im done

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right............uh........hmm.......I have only one thing to say:

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolate genius,
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolate genius,
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolate genius,
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolate genius,
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolate genius,
etc. etc.

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disgruntledluigi


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I saw it with Mike, Scott, and Joe. It had it's funny parts....

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Yea.  That movie is stupid....like me. 

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mister oreo


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thats what llama boy would say and that movie was awesome and weird but mainly awesome.....and weird but still awesome

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Luke22 wrote:

Yea.  That movie is stupid....like me. 
This is either Llama boy or luigi. Who wrote it?

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Coconuts are okay, like watery wallnuts...mmm...wallnuts...SAFETY MARIO THE GAME AHHHHHH!!!!



coconut\


AHHH MATRIX FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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mister oreo


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this just in the coconut has been broken my dad came home and he couldnt open the thing so these 5yr olds came oover(hunters friends) and they took the coconut and just kept throwiing it against the street and it opened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................................but it didnt taste that good..............BUT I HAD VENGENCE...............MORAL VENGENCE

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