What about crazed fans 2 and crazed texan? What's not funny about a crazy and drunk texan who kills the military?

true. I just don't understand why he didn't want to pay $3.50 for the beer. I mean, what is he? Cheap? Poor? Way too drunk? I think it's the last one.

*GASP* So YOU were that drunken person I saw outside that bar last week who was throwing up on the manager because you didn't want to pay a tremendously high tab of $8.75 so then you punched the manager and tried to run away after breaking his neck until a couple bystanders tackled you and tried to take you to the police station for manslaughter until you snapped all their nacks and assasinated some political guy whose really not important and then ran into a house and then they had to call the military in and the military really didn't want to come because they didn't want a repeat of the crazed texan incident but were forced to go by someone, who called their base while trying to fake a German accent with horrible results, and told the military to go while yelling "Vat do you mean tax exemption?" and so the military went to the house you ere hiding in and holding the family hostage but you didn't know the father was a master of tae kwon safety and flipped you on your back and snapped it in half and then they took you to the police station and convicted you of manslaughter but you sued the tae kwon safety master for emotional damage but you lost because of the powers of safety stopped you from winning so then you broke out of jail to get your revenge and now your stalking him and his pet pezzilla so you can get revenge but you never will because your an idiot. Yup

How did you know that was me.  You got 1 part wrong though.  there were 2 German cops and they were Natzis and they shot me with a bazooka and my half a brain fell out so I died.