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Wario

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RE: HTML for dumies


to the minimum of what? and I want the first one.

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Wario

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I'm sorry. We're fresh out.

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Wario

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Ni!


"Knights who say Ni!, you are fair and wise, we shall deliver to you your shrubbery" 



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Wario

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"Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?"



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Wario

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"my name is Roger the shrubber"


"I arrannge and decorate shrubbery's"


"For I am a shrubber"


"Ni!Ni!"


"NO wait not to him"



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"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."


"Did you say shrubberies?"


"Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."


"Ni!"


"No! No no no."



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Wario

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"NU! NU!"


"NO its not Nu its Ni!"


"Nu...Ni!"


"there you got it!"



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"O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?"


That is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.


"What is that?"


We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.


"Ni!"


Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say... Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-patang-zoom-poing...(fades into mumbling). 


"Ni!"


Therefore, we must give you a test.


"What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Till Recently Said Ni?"


Firstly, you must find... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!


"Not another shrubbery!"


Then! When you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.



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Wario

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"A path!, a path!"


"not another shurbbery!"



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Wario

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I already said "not another shrubbery"

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