"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."
"Did you say shrubberies?"
"Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
"O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?"
That is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
"What is that?"
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
"Ni!"
Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say... Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-patang-zoom-poing...(fades into mumbling).
"Ni!"
Therefore, we must give you a test.
"What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Till Recently Said Ni?"
Firstly, you must find... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
"Not another shrubbery!"
Then! When you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.