"wrong sir, you are wrong, under article section B page 42, which you signed yourself! it cleary states no abstruction of proerty, YOU stole the fizzy lifting drinks, and the wall must be cleaned from from your fingerprints, you LOSE sir, good day!"
"Yeah. Here's the actual thing"(Thanks to our friends at Wikiquote):
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! You LOSE!! GOOD DAY, sir!!