The Fantastic 4 would win because they have Jessica Alba, and shes hot. If they touch her, they will burn, because she is so much hotter than everyone else. Unless Jennifer Garner joined the Sith, then the sith would win, cause shes hot. Honestly though, the NY Jets could beat them all up.
Cause I'm not gay, and she is hot and would burn them. Unlike you, i find jessica alba to be hotter than Tom Cruise. is there something wrong with that?