The new site

mister oreo · Wario

RE: The new site

disgruntledluigi · Wario

mister oreo wrote:

I think I'm a clone, there's always two of me just a hanging around I think I'm a clone now, cuz' every chromosome is a hand me down.

..........where did you get that from?

mister oreo · Wario

Weird Al's song 'I think I'm a clone now"

Its kinda alright cuz I can send myself for pizza, and be home when I'm at town, So I say......I think I'm a clone now.

disgruntledluigi · Wario

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

mister oreo · Wario

Well, the very next year
he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm
(on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he
lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot
farm
And he spent his life savings on a split level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine
jelly bean and pickle
sandwich
For what it's worth

disgruntledluigi · Wario

Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show

mister oreo · Wario

im eating a pretzel

disgruntledluigi · Wario

I love the Weird Al Show theme. It's hilarious.

I don't like pretzels if they have excessive salt on them.

mister oreo · Wario

Yeah, I usually get those cinnamon pretzels, they are awesome, but i usually have to rub the salt of if there is too much of it.

disgruntledluigi · Wario

Why do they put so much salt on them? So you have to go buy 20 drinks after eating it to rehydrate yourself?